From the always funny Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers podcast.
Episode 09.
This part of the conversation starts around ~1:12:00ish minutes in...
Dax: “My mom was bringing us to dinner on Halloween and she was taking us to a restaurant that had a contest for best Halloween costume for the kids."
Seth: "This has always been the case. I was far too shy to do that. Josh, meanwhile, fully dressed up."
Josh: "Yes, I believe I was a clown."
Dax: "A clown. I had maybe the softest of costumes, like a trench coat and a fedora and I was private eye. But even when we got to the restaurant, I said, I can't do it. So I took off my trench coat. Then we walk in and we just clock that no one, there's no kids there."
Seth: "Okay."
Dax: "And I'm wearing like a polka dot jumper with like big like yarn buttons."
Seth: "Professional clown."
Dax: "Painted face, curly wig, like I'm full clown. And there was a sign that says first place $50, second place 25, third place 10. And so now I, and again, I realized that in the end I screwed my brother over, but I just assumed, look, obviously Josh has got the 50, but the 25 is just on the table.
Seth: "Yes, yes."
Dax: "So at this point I get over my nerves. I run out, put on my trench coat, put on my hat, run back in and then at the end of the night, the waiter said, we couldn't decide between the two of you and we're gonna let you guys split first prize and gave us 50 bucks to split. No, no, no, no. Make one of us second so we can get the 75 and split that. You fucking chiseler. He chiseled us right out of it.
Seth: "What a genius actually. They're like, fuck, we don't want to, this didn't turn out to be what we thought it was gonna be."
Dax: "I needed like, I needed $25 worth of cold cream just to get all that makeup off my face."
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